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Holy shit.

 

For those who need to work it out.

 

D is distance

T is time

V is Velocity (aka Speed)

 

 

D=T*V

 

80miles=T*80mph

 

80miles/80mph=(T*80mph)/80mph

 

1hour=T

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This is Beautiful !! my fiance' is blonde.. I will ask the same.. let s see if i get divorced before even getting married !! :)

 

However.. I trust my fiance' should be a bit smarter than that ;)

 

I wouldn't if I were you. My wife is still pissed off. She said it was insulting.

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This is Beautiful !! my fiance' is blonde.. I will ask the same.. let s see if i get divorced before even getting married !! :)

 

However.. I trust my fiance' should be a bit smarter than that ;)

 

Just a bit Batty? LOL

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TITS or GTFO

 

I see two ways to interpret this, steel. One, you want to see Medic and his wife getting it on. Two, you want to see Medic's wife's bare chest. Now, lets analyze these...

 

If one, you're a creeper.

 

If two, you're a dead man.

 

 

Choose your poison, Sir.

 

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I see two ways to interpret this, steel. One, you want to see Medic and his wife getting it on. Two, you want to see Medic's wife's bare chest. Now, lets analyze these...

 

If one, you're a creeper.

 

If two, you're a dead man.

 

 

Choose your poison, Sir.

 

tongue.gifcool.gif

 

Or better yet, maybe he wants to see MY tits.

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I have been working a lot of OT lately so this is the first chance that I have had to respond....

 

Lets start with what I did NOT say.

 

I did not say "Medic I want a video of you and your wife doing the horizonal mambo"

 

Nor did I say "Medic, send me pics of your wifes tits"

 

I DEFIANATLY did not say "Medic, show me YOUR tits" (I think I just threw up in my mouth)

 

I simply said "TITS or GTFO"

 

 

To Ty I say this...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjQZNkiY7ds

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Just a bit Batty? LOL

 

 

My Blonde fiance' .... FAILED !!!!

 

Her answer was really on the same tune of the girl on the video... with Math on paper.. and scientific argumentation..

 

Her answer was:

60mph to go to a place 60 miles away it wil take 1 Hour

BUT

80mph to go to a place 80 miles away, it will take 75 Mins

40mph to go to a place 40 miles away, it will take 40 mins

 

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

I didn t recorded the conversation, I could have do it.. but I care about my life and my testicles...

 

Good thing is after my forth attempt to explain the concept of "MPH", she understood and got it.. then she asked.. "Why did you do this to me???"

 

Ok, I love her the same :)

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