MedicSN6 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that''l hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Life in a small town is not so good. Time to pack it up and move to the big city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDAN Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 SpongeBob I can hire you swim to israel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno~SPARTA~ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GySgt~SPARTA~ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 lol i thought it was real till the pineapple part then i was like ahahahha spongeBob ahahaha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtr~SPARTA~ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 are you ready kids........ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrester~SPARTA~ Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Lol I thought 20 medic, nahhhh can't be he's older.......lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMT~SPARTA~ Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I was gonna say your life was pretty pathetic. I actually had to read the comments people were making to get it... sad on my part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_1 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Utter brilliance. Thanks for that Medic, took me 2 days to stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BPR_MiK Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I am soooo stealing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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