MedicSN6 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. ' When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 crazy glue mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalXen~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You need professional help. Try Golfsmith. And I now need a coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Medic, Unfortunately, your problem is unfixable. You need to give it up, man, and get yourself a new club. When a crack appears in a shaft, especially a graphite one, it will eventually break on you, possibly in an important swing. The worst-case scenario would be that it breaks and hurts yourself or a fellow golfer. Either way, the more you swing it, the more the accuracy your swing will suffer. Conclusion: Get a new club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalXen~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 A new club is probably the best. BTW, your wife is a shy bisexual and is ramping up for a threesome. Give her encouragement with her girls nights. Like a new video camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 And you could also use it to record your swing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewman~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal_Papercut~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 OK, I'll admit it, you got me on this one. When I started reading this, I thought, "Wow, I can't believe he's being so candid with this information". Shows you what a sucker I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoScream~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Medic does it again.... nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usthomsen~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 REPOST!!!!! http://www.legionofspartans.com/forums/ind...ic=1963&hl= Boy oh boy i just remember everything... Except the sunday meetings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrester~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 still fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavlarakos~SPARTA~ Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Don´t forget that You can´t respawn your stick at the next AO. And there will be also no revive when hurting yourself. So be careful and play it smart, play it tactical. Try to think like a chess player. Always one step forward.....;)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 REPOST!!!!! http://www.legionofspartans.com/forums/ind...ic=1963&hl= Boy oh boy i just remember everything... Except the sunday meetings damnit! eMoney haunts me even when he isnt around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathrus~SPARTA~ Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 LOL Medic, BTW anytime graphite shafts are cracked they have become short lived fire pokers. It is a fatal injury... my condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stang~SPARTA~ Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) LOL A crack in your shaft....holy sheep shit Batman you need to see the Salami doctor at Hooters fast. They'll fix your grip and your crack. Before you know it, you'll be slicing the freshly shaved hair on them greens like a pro. Edited November 16, 2009 by Stang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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