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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

 

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Proliferation

 

Cinnamon

 

 

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

 

Specificity

 

British Constitution

 

Passive-aggressive disorder

 

Transubstantiate

 

 

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk

 

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

 

Nope, no more booze for me.

 

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

 

No kebab for me, thank you.

 

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

 

I'm not interested in fighting you.

 

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

 

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

 

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

 

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I propose a scientific study to determine the legitimacy of your claims. Study will commence this afternoon, at approximately 5 o'clock local time.

 

He he

 

Nice one Kiwi

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