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Dang it Panic...now I've got to return all my unopened Christmas presents so I can get one of these. £120,000 in Us is only about $150.00 right????

Amen to that Brothers... Great Work Guys

Silly Fagot... Dicks are for Chicks...

Welcome to the community...

Uh huh....

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Kal Is that a GUY???? and WTF is in her / it's belly button.... it looks like a end of a 45 barrel Holly Shit....its a Fem Bot err or a Man-Bot ...with big-ass guy hips and make-up

Happy Breast Day Dr No May all the mounds you seek stay firm and look better than this not that that's really possible....but you get the idea BTW...click to enlarge....two things for the price of one

Great to have your post here Peter We have had some great times in the missions and I think you will enjoying talking with all the members on the forums now too. This is a great bunch of mature fellas that you'll really enjoy getting to know better. Welcome to the Party

Did you fix the SWTFJH bug?? Its a KILLER! This happens every once in a while (usually when Halli decides to ride along in my chopper damit)...and for no real reason,...the chopper explodes. Now, the only thing I can see in common, is that we're usually tooling along nice and smooth (Halli gets pissed if I'm doing loops and rolls), nice and steady over the active AO, in broad daylight and typically right over the ZSU's and WHAMMO...it happens. The dam thing just EXPLODES...WTF Oh...and I generally hear what sounds like a bunch of bugs hitting the windshield right before we go up in smoke...if that helps. ....BTW....SWTFJH stands for (Stang!...What the F!@K Just Happened???) I know your busy but any help is really appreciated

Welcome to the Party glad you stopped in...stay a while

Happy B-Day Drew need a beer....hooters is open today...have one on me!

I'll be in but it will be later 3:00 pm is too early for me unless its a day off...which its not today I'll prob make it on around 0100 GMT or 8:00 EST

AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************************************ My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************************************ I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started..... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's when the fight started..... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive .... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started.... ************************************************** ********************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' And then the fight started..... ************************************************** ********************* My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked,' Do you know her? 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started..... ************************************************** ********************* I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And that's how the fight started.....

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Happy Birthday Remember...there's no time for UGLY girls Enjoy and I hope your next girl Friend looks like this...

Hmmm...this is easy Falcon(x) was, is and always has been the "Holy Grail" of modern combat flight simulators, that all others are judged against. It's a timeless program as the community refuses to let it die and there's always someone working on it to make it better. What I would do is take the premise of Falcon(x) and completely re-write it from the ground up with modern code. Completely finish the dynamic engine as was never done in Falcon(x) and build in a robust multilayer engine that allows close formation flying, over massive maps. The global model would be worldwide to include conflicts both past, present and future. I would build in an initial training engine that truly lets you start out in real Air Force training, in T-6's and T-38 and then when you reach proficiency, you move on to modern combat aircraft like the F-16, A-10, F-15, F-22, F-35 etc. The engine would be modular and allow for other modules like Naval Operations, Army Air operations, Helo Operations, Marine Operations and "Other" countries Air Forces Operations. I would start with the training program based in Laughlin Texas just like the real Air Forces does and then move on to Las Vegas Nevada (Nellis AFB - Home of the Fighter Pilot) for the fist missions. I would include an aerial demonstration module so guys could accurately fly like the Thunderbird's or Blue Angles (or anyone they choose). I would design the initial program to be modular to allow people from all over the globe to work on it together . People who have a passion to make it the very best and the new Holy Grail and do it right, no matter where they live. I would insure the program has a through and complete SDK so that developers could MOD and grow it and give it a timeless life span too...like that of Falcon(x) And finally, I would give it a cool name, something that tells you it's professional, the best and that there is more coming. ....something like Fighter Ops .....WAIT a minute...I've already done that. If you didn't already know, I'm the founding father of Fighter Ops and one of the origional owners of Xtreme Simulation International (XSI) Fighter Ops more HERE

OK...I'm too dumb to figure this one out. What's a clutter fix?

very cool find Ebden

Hey, it works and its ready to use today no fuss, no mess, no hassles (lets see if you're saying that while you're trying to get everything to configure properly) time is money...remember

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