Samurai~SPARTA~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Whilst searching for some other urban myth, I came across this one and after I'd stopped laughing I thought I'd share it with u guys, gals and members of other undefined gender ;) ... http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blcigar.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krambo Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_Seth*EBDA* Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Thats some funny crap. Had to pass that around the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punisher~SPARTA~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Thats what greedy lawyers deserve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Thats what greedy lawyers deserve lol, are insurance companies any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punisher~SPARTA~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I guess, but trying to screw someone who is alot bigger then you isnt usually a good idea. Like they say, if you play with fire, your going to get burned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 in this case, quite literally! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halli~SPARTA~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Truth is that is from a Nashville artist by the name of Brad Paisley of whom I have had the pleasure of working with (His Coach Bus) in the past. BRAD PAISLEY LYRICS "The Cigar Song" Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars The problem is I can't afford 'em But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured 'em [Chorus] I took out a policy against fire and theft And then I hurried home With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps And I smoked 'em one by one Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man And I handed in my claim With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires They'd all gone up in flames [2nd Chorus] They reviewed my case and they had no choice But to pay me for what I'd done And I took that check and bought a whole new box And I smoked 'em one by one Two weeks later this detective shows up Tells me that company's pressin' charges One speedy trial later they locked me up On twenty-four separate counts of arson [3rd Chorus] And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall Lookin' back on what I've done To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars And I smoke 'em one by one Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one http://www.bradpaisley.com/site.php?conten...amp;em702=24610 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 lol very funny have a go at the bastards if only in verse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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