custard~SPARTA~ Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Nearly crashed the car on way to my sons footy match when he came out with this one Your mums so fat when God said 'let there be light' she had to MOVE Post your favs, just to make it interesting only one each per post, make me laugh boys n girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 your momma is so ugly, when she was a child her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Your mama is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=WBG=Connor Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Your mama is so FAt she has her own orbit. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adder360~SPARTA~ Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 when ur mum gets on the scales shes shocked on how it knows her phone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaCapt Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Your Mom's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Not quite a your mama joke but Child - Mummy Mummy Daddy is running Mummy - Shuddap and reload Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usthomsen~SPARTA~ Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Your mama is so fat she has her own gravity field. Your mama is so fat that the school class picture was taken from an airplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 In Europe, is it "Your Momma," or "Your Mumma?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 I dunno I'm too old but my son says "Your Mama" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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