Batwing~SPARTA~ Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Check this out ! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=h60r2HPsiuM&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MH6~SPARTA~ Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Check this out ! http://www.youtube.c...be_gdata_player Nice, but they took the end joke and made it all religious. Here's the original: From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL_n00biachi Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 ROFL^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GySgt~SPARTA~ Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 AHAHA Nice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halli~SPARTA~ Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 For the Love Of God! No really For him!!! Nice find Batwing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batwing~SPARTA~ Posted January 31, 2011 Author Share Posted January 31, 2011 yeah, I think I like the original better Anyway, I m not that much of a religious person, although of course I do respect every form of religion and cult (with some exceptions..) The math joke is pretty nice tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 yeah, I think I like the original better Anyway, I m not that much of a religious person, although of course I do respect every form of religion and cult (with some exceptions..) The math joke is pretty nice tho I love Cults. The worse they are, the better. They weed out the truly stupid of us. I was going to put a joke in here about Jonestown, but the punchline was too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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