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Subject: Fw: Where did the words "Piss Poor" come from

 

 

 

> For what it is worth:

>

> Where did Piss Poor come from?

>

>

> Interesting History

>

>

> They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families

> used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken &

> Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive

> you were "Piss Poor"

>

> But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't

> even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to

> piss in" & were the lowest of the low

>

> The next time you are washing your hands and complain

> because the water temperature isn't just how you like it,

> think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about

> the 1500s:

>

> Most people got married in June because they took their

> yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by

> June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ..... .

> Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

> Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting

> Married.

>

> Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man

> of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then

> all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the

> children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so

> dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the

> saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

>

> Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no

> wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get

> warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs)

> lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and

> sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof...

> Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

>

> There was nothing to stop things from falling into the

> house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and

> other

> droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence,

>

>

>

>

> a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top

> afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into

> existence.

>

> The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other

> than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had

> slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet,

> so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their

> footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until,

>

>

>

>

> when you opened the door, it would all start slipping

> outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.

> Hence: a thresh hold.

>

> (Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

>

> In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big

> kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit

> the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly

> vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the

> stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold

> overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew

> had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence

> the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas

> porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could

> obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When

> visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show

> off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home

> the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests

> and would all sit around and chew the fat.

>

> Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high

> acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food,

> causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with

> tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were

> considered poisonous.

>

> Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt

> bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests

> got the top, or the upper crust.

>

> Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination

> would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.

> Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and

> prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen

> table for a couple of days and the family would gather

> around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake

> up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

>

> England is old and small and the local folks started running

> out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins

> and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the

> grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins

> were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they

> realized they had been burying people alive... So they would

> tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the

> coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

> Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night

> (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus,someone

> could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

>

> And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring!!!

>

> So...get out there and educate someone! ~~~ Share these

> facts with a friend.

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