Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 You MAY be a Taliban if.......... 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your bum with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skaz~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 LOL so funny and true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebden~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 LOL so funny and true. So funny and so NOT true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 So funny and so NOT true. If I live my life like American media outlets... if I say it's true, it MUST be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Definately not true. AKs don't cost nearly $3,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalXen~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Definately not true - why have a crush on a goat when you can just rape and pillage at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Definately not true - why have a crush on a goat when you can just rape and pillage at will. You've OBVIOUSLY never been with a goat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalXen~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 You've OBVIOUSLY never been with a goat... I think I have a new sig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal_Papercut~SPARTA~ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 If I live my life like American media outlets... if I say it's true, it MUST be true. Better yet, if it's in WikiPedia, it must be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathrus~SPARTA~ Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 lol that is a good one. Remember! if you say it often enough for a long enough time... it becomes truth. Look at how many different versions of history there are. OMG! this is too philosophical for the funny section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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