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One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

 

For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.

 

Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.

 

Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.

 

The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

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Military talk

 

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

 

For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.

 

Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.

 

Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.

 

The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

 

 

so true. hahahahaha

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I don't think it's a discussion, more a statement. So does that mean we would need to harass the first poster who wanted to discuss the thread starter's statement? Maybe it's like getting mad at the driver behind Miss Daisy? See, you can fault Miss Daisy for driving like an idiot, but you can also fault the guy behind her who refuses to pass, preventing everyone else from passing as well?

 

 

I'm painful, eh? :MSNCRY: :MSNCRY:

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