Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 (edited) Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide ... Let's see now... No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No Nude Women No car races No football No soccer No golf No tailgate parties No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No lobster No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks No nachos No Beer nuts No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here? Edited February 18, 2009 by Athlon64~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Silence! Good one Athlon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adder360~SPARTA~ Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 guys can we stay away from religous beliefs when we make jokes thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 BOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Where was that at? There was no relegion things here only a name. And if a name bouthers you Well I don't know. Then maybe be we can't use names. The name was jesus and that is a name not a relegion like cathloic or cristian. Easy there fella lets not jump to conclusions. And besides its in the joke area. "Thats a joke son" Ant you the second fella i said that to in the last week? Edited February 18, 2009 by Athlon64~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) Seriously, I thought we were all adults here. This is quicly becoming the land of the offended and Politically correct. The whole thing about Sparta was to play games and be our adult selves with language, jokes, and dirty pictures of girls all over the place. WTF happened? Well... not the pictures part, but definitely the other two. Sorry to derail your thread Athlon. For the record, the joke was funny the way it was. Edited February 18, 2009 by Medic~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xross Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) I agree. I put it back AMEN! LOL. Thats what the free world is all about! Edited February 18, 2009 by Athlon64~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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