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LoL...... Oops...

We are sad to announce the loss of the Gallante Thorax cruiser DrNo-4 due to an unfortunate training accident at KittyKat today. "Scotty" the dock master was heard saying' "Oh lads it was a gallent fight, the drives were on full, the shileds were failing, the kaptin needed MOUR POWER !, aey, it was glorious indeed!"

"Majestix was reported to have said "OOOHHHHHNNNNNOOOOO!" "DDDDRRRRRRNNNNOOOOO"

The crew safely ejected moments before the main drive lost containment and are reported to be in high spirits and are already busy with plans for a DrNo-6, yet to be determined. This report brought to you by LOSC Action News. Your Galactic News provider.

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LOL :( Sorry Dr.No,

 

A major failure in the commutation relays in Viiipers Head failed, leading to a situation where renegade drones were left to neutralize Dr.No4. Whoops :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Fcuk this game is fun at times of disaster. Your compensation is in the post $15,000,000 (ISK)

 

E_Money should take part responsibility due to his distractive vocals on the open comm channel at the time of the accident.

 

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here is the official transcript we pulled out of the Black Box this morning.

 

viiiper- "emoney just target me and fire to see how my armor works"

emoney- "ok"

viiiper- "hold on dr. no i will target you as well"

dr. no- "ok i will let you know when to stop firing"

viiiper - "ok"

viiiper - "how do you use drones, i see you have yours out"

adder - "just click on the box below and right click and click on release drones"

meanwhile viiiper is tearing up dr. no's ship

viiiper - "yea, yea, yea, yea, got it, now how do you get them to attach"

adder - "just tell them to engage target"

viiiper - "yea,yea, yea, got it"

dr. no - "thats good viiiper"

viiiper - "what"

dr. no - "thats good, stop firing"

viiiper- "ok, stopped firing"

dr. no - " thats good, stop your drones from firing on me"

viiiper - "how do you do that"

meanwhile dr. no is trying to warp away but viiiper still is trying to figure out how to stop his drones

dr. no - "that goood, stop them"

everyone - "just click on the box......................... and tell them to return to bay"

viiiper - "what"

dr. no - "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttt......................

........."

viiiper - "hold on, looking, okay"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

below is the transcripts from emoney's black box since after boom the transmissions on Dr. No's ship stopped

 

emoney - "was that you dr. no"

dr. no - "yeap, LAUGHING"

viiiper - "oh fuck"

everyone - "laughing there asses off"

majestic - "oops number 5"

everyone - "laughing"

 

 

CLASSIC

 

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