MedicSN6 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 During an emergency meeting, he sweeps in with the CFO, both of them casually late as usual. At least this time they had an excuse - they just met with the CEO, who finally stopped worrying about the PR and asked some problematic VPs to resign, which will clear a lot of red tape for us later. We try to bring both of them up to speed on the discussion. We just suffered an attack that compromised important proprietary data. Rolling out any changes to our recent implementation of the relevant systems would require delays we can't afford, so we're talking about increased defenses just to cover our butts from exploits. Rule of law won't be enough if the upstarts nipping at our heels pay some kids to hit a vulnerability. My boss won't have any of it, though - he thinks we can contain the information. As if nobody's made copies yet! All the technical people shift about uncomfortably, and I try to make the best of it by saying we're probably fine regardless. Everything goes online ASAP and we can ruin the other guys once it's all running smoothly. He then declares that all our infrastructure is window-dressing compared to the innate protection of his faith. We would be fine not because of all the employees and contractors running the show, but thanks to some mystical seance bullshit that he looks to for guidance and references entirely too often in private conversation. I don't even think it's an organized religion - just vague pagan nonsense with creepy voodoo overtones, like he's the last devotee of a cult from the 70s. I must've been sleep-deprived, because I don't even hesitate to call that a bunch of crap. Motherfucker choked me from across the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchman~SPARTA~ Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 He then declares that all our infrastructure is window-dressing compared to the innate protection of his faith. We would be fine not because of all the employees and contractors running the show, but thanks to some mystical seance bullshit that he looks to for guidance and references entirely too often in private conversation. I don't even think it's an organized religion - just vague pagan nonsense with creepy voodoo overtones, like he's the last devotee of a cult from the 70s. I must've been sleep-deprived, because I don't even hesitate to call that a bunch of crap. Motherfucker choked me from across the room. That guy had waaaayy too many mushrooms in his omelette!! Dump a load of fetish pron on his pc, and piss in his gas tank!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno~SPARTA~ Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Motherfucker choked me from across the room. Star wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batwing~SPARTA~ Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Hehehe It took a while to realize it was a parody of the Star Wars meetings with Darth Vader where a few officers where just "hcoked away" ..... Hehehhe the last of a Voodoo cult.. the Force... Pretty cool man, but I was really thinking you had a major problem at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel~Sparta~ Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) During an emergency meeting, he sweeps in with the CFO, both of them casually late as usual. At least this time they had an excuse - they just met with the CEO, who finally stopped worrying about the PR and asked some problematic VPs to resign, which will clear a lot of red tape for us later. We try to bring both of them up to speed on the discussion. We just suffered an attack that compromised important proprietary data. Rolling out any changes to our recent implementation of the relevant systems would require delays we can't afford, so we're talking about increased defenses just to cover our butts from exploits. Rule of law won't be enough if the upstarts nipping at our heels pay some kids to hit a vulnerability. My boss won't have any of it, though - he thinks we can contain the information. As if nobody's made copies yet! All the technical people shift about uncomfortably, and I try to make the best of it by saying we're probably fine regardless. Everything goes online ASAP and we can ruin the other guys once it's all running smoothly. He then declares that all our infrastructure is window-dressing compared to the innate protection of his faith. We would be fine not because of all the employees and contractors running the show, but thanks to some mystical seance bullshit that he looks to for guidance and references entirely too often in private conversation. I don't even think it's an organized religion - just vague pagan nonsense with creepy voodoo overtones, like he's the last devotee of a cult from the 70s. I must've been sleep-deprived, because I don't even hesitate to call that a bunch of crap. Motherfucker choked me from across the room. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Edited February 2, 2011 by Steel~Sparta~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewman~SPARTA~ Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Too funny young Jedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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