Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c**t!' Why are women like clouds? Eventually they fuck off and its a really nice day. Zebu, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious.... 2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!' 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My wife's an epileptic' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 All good ones. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrester~SPARTA~ Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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