Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter~SPARTA~ Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Haha, good stuff. For some reason, my wife didn't appreciate the humor of that story. <_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skaz~SPARTA~ Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA All you married guys contracted that disease, I think it's called Onegina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightspeed~SPARTA~ Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 haahhahhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GySgt~SPARTA~ Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ahaha good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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