Kiwi~SPARTA~
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Happy Birthday Elvis.
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Happy Belated Birthday Adder. Hope you had a good day.
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Belated Birthday Medic.
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Happy Birthday Custard and Delta Sierrra
Kiwi~SPARTA~ replied to Zeno~SPARTA~'s topic in Spartans general chat
Happy Belated Birthday. -
Happy Birthday. Have a good day.
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Happy birthday young man. Have a good day. We've been paying since the day he was born.
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Love the pics viiiper & halli. My 12 year old made me breakfast in the morning & jim brought home burger king for dinner. Cheers to the rest of you.
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Thank you for the birthday wishes. Love the pics Dai-San. Next year can I have more please? I had a lovely day just chilling playing Sims 3.
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Happy Birthday Zath. Have a good one.
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I raise my glass & wish you a Happy Birthday Athlon
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Happy Birthday Elvis.
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Happy Birthday Adder. Have a good day.
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy belated Birthday Panic.
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Happy Birthday Direwolf.
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Why marrying a good speller is important
Kiwi~SPARTA~ replied to Kiwi~SPARTA~'s topic in Humor - Spartan Jokes
Sorry. All fixed now. -
It's not very long, but very funny.
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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?" 'Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me", says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'somethin' sexy to a tractor'."
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Happy Birthday Rob.
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Happy Belated Birthday Kram
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I have disabled "Dercebyjeby" posting indefinitely & put his warning level on 10
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Happy Birthday MH6.
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Happy Birthday. Have a good day.
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Happy Birthday