Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Southerner's Medical Dictionary > > > > Artery............................ The study of paintings > > > > Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria > > > > Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die > > > > Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight > > Cesarean Section.......... A neighborhood in Rome > > Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty > > Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her > > Colic..............................A sheep dog > > Coma............................ A punctuation mark > > Dilate............................ To live long > > Enema...........................Not a friend > > Fester........................... Quicker than someone else > > Fibula........................... A small lie > > Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known > > Labor Pain....................Getting hurt at work > > Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane > > Morbid........................... A higher offer > > Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates > > Node.............................. I knew it > > Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted > > Pelvis........................... Second cousin to Elvis > > Post Operative.............. A letter carrier > > Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery > > Rectum......................... Darn near killed him > > Secretion...................... Hiding something > > Seizure........................ Roman emperor > > Tablet........................... A small table > > Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport > > Tumor........................... One plus one more > > Urine............................ Opposite of you're out > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee~SPARTA~ Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Yeah Yeah Yeah...the South may have its english problems, but damn...have you ever tried the sweet tea down here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Or the Red Ants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Yeah Yeah Yeah...the South may have its english problems, but damn...have you ever tried the sweet tea down here? I feel sorry for you yankees who've never had a good batch of sweet tea. Honestly, it's as diverse as the dialects down here. I had the worst sweet tea in my life in Savannah, GA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee~SPARTA~ Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 A waiter stole my credit card in Savannah GA. If Georgia just broke off and floated away into the Atlantic I wouldn't cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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