Zeno~SPARTA~ Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish........................................49 Adventurous...................................Slept with everyone Athletic......................................No tits Average looking...............................Ugly Beautiful.....................................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..............................Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure............................On medication Feminist......................................Fat Free spirit...................................Junkie Friendship first..............................Former prostitute Fun..........................................Annoying New Age......................................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned................................No BJs Open-minded..................................Desperate Outgoing.....................................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...................................Sloppy drunk Professional.................................Bitch Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame..................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay A recent scientific study found that women find different male Faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Haha, so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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