Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Don't kill me feminists, I just thought it was funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 He He 30 sec later they beat him to death LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I hope they did iron it, with him still in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 hehe....what I hate is that these women are protesting for rights that they already have. I would understand them protesting against sexual harrassment. I've been to DC and been caught up in just about every kind of protest (except racial ones) and the more I look at them, the crazier they sound. I guess it's hard because I've always considered women equals in every way to men, so it's hard to see some protest for more "rights." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 You have to understand Durka, women are never happy unless they have something to moan about. Why aren't they at home getting dinner ready for their men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 lol Kiwi. Snowshoe's gonna have fun with that quote:) But seriously, If I'm wrong in any way, I would love to be enlightened. Like I've said, I've always grown up with the thought that women are equal to men, so it's hard to understand feminist behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowshoe Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 The Why's of Men ^_^ 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Be cause, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.' Men have 2 brain cells both are in the trousers. And for the record the only males in my house are my 2 cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Why God Created Eve 1. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 2. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 3. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 4. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or haircut appointment by himself. 5. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 6. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 7. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." 10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that." And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done, and it was good. Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?" And God created man. Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 BEDTIME PRAYER FOR WOMEN.. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One whose willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. One who pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind. Knows just what to say when I ask, "How big is my behind? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin', in the hall, the pool, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempts to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!! Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNo~SPARTA~ Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 That is very funny Stuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Postal Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 I know that Kiwi has kids, but are you two lesbians? Sure the hell sound like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 I know that Kiwi has kids, but are you two lesbians? Sure the hell sound like it. You should never ask a lady that Postal. This should keep you guessing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowshoe Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 (edited) Ok all the men take note please with kiwi on this one ;) Edited October 8, 2007 by Snowshoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Postal Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Kiwi's vid got deleted. I always ask things that I should not ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 What vid got deleted? It seems that the picture I posted violates photobuckets terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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