Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too farover and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!' So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude..... How much water did you drink?!!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 LOL. Will share with people at work. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 good one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrester~SPARTA~ Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 lol goooooood one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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