Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won 10 grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh shit, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front But she didn't wear that one very often. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there? ' Said the pie man unto Simon 'Pies you dickhead.' Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy. hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle, all over the kitchen floor, the little dog laughed to see such fun, so the cat did a little bit more.... hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle, all over the kitchen mat, the little dog laughed to see such fun, then piddled all over the cat.. Mary had a dirty minge her pubes were dark as charcoal so all the boys went round the back and took her up her arsehole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krambo Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 quality. thanks kiwi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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