DaCapt Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MH6~SPARTA~ Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! Haha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 HA good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrester~SPARTA~ Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewman~SPARTA~ Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightspeed~SPARTA~ Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 yuck - can they do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h3ll Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Oh shit,,,i did not know that. Just one question, is it tested on humans or animals ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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