Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" EXPOSURE A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." He says. She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was: "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adder360~SPARTA~ Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 lol "left my baby on the bus again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 haha on or off. good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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