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Gaming is just like dating?


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I got to thinking after reading a few posts as to how gaming can be compared to dating. Read below and you will get the point.

 

GRAW - New girl on the block, everyone is after her but yet she takes us all on the long ride. She lets us undress her, spank her..... you get the point but in the end it just does not work out, she dumps you :angry:

 

GRAW2 - come to find out she is a twin of GRAW but just a little different and she does not let me do anything to her, she is just a huge tease but you like to chat on the phone with her (co-op) :blink:

 

ARMA - turns out she was a huge fat chick before and now is skinny. you take her out you have a good time but she seems to draw everyones attention then she turns out to like really young guys and play there little silly games. after a month of dating her you do not want to be seen with her.

 

GTR2 - this is the girl who is ok looking but is just an unbelievable f... (sex machine) :rolleyes: but she lives far away and only comes around to visit every now and then

 

COD4 - the hottest chick to date, that you have bedded but only to find out she is being bedded by everyone. she has something everyone enjoys but she can not please everyone it seems. she wants you all the time but you seem to do it in the same room all the time. you want to have it somewhere else but NO. now she has hinted that maybe she will soon. :mellow:

Crysis - by far the hottest girl around, a perfect 10, except when your in the sack with her. she just lays there and expects you to do all the work. she is well know for this after a while and everyone just avoids dating her unless they are desperate. :(

 

 

EVE - the perfect name for a girl (Adam and Eve, get it). She is the girl who is just so complicated but you do not get frustrated with her. she the one who is a challenge to get. she tends to lead you to the bedroom but never through the door. she's the girl who is always going to be there but yet she is not the sexiest but she seems to drawl you to her. this girl you do not even have to commit to get it and she is cool with it (sex buddies are good) :P

 

As you can see there just is not one to marry!

 

 

 

 

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