MedicSN6 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee~SPARTA~ Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I love not having to actually check whats floating around on Reddit. I get my daily readers digest version from Medic on these forums. +1 Karma to Medic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted January 31, 2011 Author Share Posted January 31, 2011 I love not having to actually check whats floating around on Reddit. I get my daily readers digest version from Medic on these forums. +1 Karma to Medic I only pass on the shit posts from Reddit. I keep all the good ones to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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