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Jane meets Tarzan in the jungle for the first time.

She is very attracted to this handsome bloke and asks him about his sex life being alone for so long.....

Tarzan replies "what is sex?"

She replies "well the thing you do with your thingy to get that happy feeling"

"Ahh" replies Tarzan "I just stick it in a hole in the tree"

"Thats all wrong" says Jane, "lemme show you...."

Jane takes off her cloths and lies down, legs spread apart.....

Tarzan walks around and gives jane a huge kick with his foot right up the crutch......

"OOOOOWHHHH" cries Jane "whats that for?!"

"Just checking there's no squirrel......" replies Tarzan

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