Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) The Journey of Man When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big breasts. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big breasts, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big breasts. Edited February 13, 2010 by Athlon64~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavlarakos~SPARTA~ Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Sounds like me. Except that I was never married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalXen~SPARTA~ Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I have the stable girl with big boobs. When I need excitement and passion, I just get in a good fight with her and have make-up monkey love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeleTele~SPARTA~ Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Im with a stable girl with big ta ta'a for excitement i just feed her a little alcohol ;) it's like an on off switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightspeed~SPARTA~ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 (edited) are these stable girls? yes i am ready for a slap on the wrist - i couldnt resist [Consider your wrist slapped - Zeno] Edited February 17, 2010 by Zeno~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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