Enemies!

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Subject: Even between enemies there is common ground

 

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon

an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side

of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

 

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both

men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

 

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the

highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

 

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

 

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum-bag

who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,

good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to

drive."

 

"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,

mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so

does Hillary Clinton!"

 

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a

truck hit us."