MedicSN6 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 > > Miss Beatrice, > > > > The church organist, > > > > was in her eighties > > > > and had never been married. She was > > admired for her sweetness > > > > and kindness to all. > > > > One afternoon the pastor > > > > came to call on her and she showed > > him into her quaint sitting room. > > > > She invited him to have a seat while > > she prepared tea. > > > > As he sat facing her old Hammond > > organ, > > > > the young minister > > > > noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on > > top of it. > > > > The bowl was filled > > > > with water, and in the water > > floated, of all things, a condom! > > > > > > > > When she returned > > > > with tea and scones, > > > > they began to chat. > > > > The pastor tried to stifle his > > curiosity > > > > about the bowl of water and its > > strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he > > could no longer resist. > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Miss Beatrice', he said, > > > > 'I wonder if you would tell me > > about this?' > > > > pointing to the bowl. > > > > 'Oh, yes,' she replied, > > 'Isn't it wonderful? > > > > I was walking through > > > > the park a few months ago > > > > and I found this little package on > > the ground. > > > > The directions said > > > > to place it on the organ, > > > > keep it wet and that it would prevent > > the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu > > all winter.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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