andrewman~SPARTA~

Donald Duck's on a dirty weekend, calls reception & asks for condoms. Receptionist says shall I put them on your bill? "Don't be thuckin thupid I'd thuffocate!"

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?

Got invited to a party and got told i had to dress to kill, Apparently a Beard, Robe, Backpack and turban, wasn't what they had in mind.