andrewman~SPARTA~

Got invited to a party and got told i had to dress to kill, Apparently a Beard, Robe, Backpack and turban, wasn't what they had in mind.

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

Donald Duck's on a dirty weekend, calls reception & asks for condoms. Receptionist says shall I put them on your bill? "Don't be thuckin thupid I'd thuffocate!"