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  1. An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

     

    The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand." :o

  2. It never hurts to come clean with each other and get everything out in the open. If you really want to stay with her, and she still has an ounce of love for you still. Then try to start clean. Show up unexpected and let her now you want to fall in love with her all over again. Acknowledge your mistakes and hope she dose the same. Tell her you want to start over from the beginning. Tell her all the things you love about here and make sure you are sincere about. And if you have a child with her....leave the child out of it. I'm not a marriage councilor but I hope if gives you a little help.....good luck.

  3. Cool idea and all, but......

     

    that......guy......is........soooooo..........gay

    And, no. There is nothing wrong with being gay. Unless you're annoying and pretentious about it like this guy.

     

    By the by, I used to subscribe to "Make" magazine. It's cool!

     

    Here you go Matty....LMAO...

    .....you have to watch it at least half way through....though it may be hard..... :blink:
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