Kiwi~SPARTA~
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The Japanese are out of this world - Who would have thought this is possible
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Happy Birthday Samurai. Have a good day.
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Happy Birthday. Hope you're ok. Have a good day.
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Want to find out where your partner or employee is?
Want to track his or her whereabouts?
Well, good ol' Google Earth just got better.
Type in his or her (any) cell phone number.
As long as that phone is turned on,
you'll get the location of that person!
Give it a try, it's incredible !!!
Click on Link Below:
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Call Of Duty: Black Ops has been announced.
The next title in the acclaimed historical first-person shooter franchise will be developed by Treyarch, which helmed World At War in 2008.
It has been given a release date of November 9, 2010, and will be expected for release on multiple platforms.
No other details have been given, but previous reports have speculated that the game will take place between World War II and the present day.
An official trailer will be unveiled later today.
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Can't be photoshopped as it hit the papers over here. The back of the car is stronger than you think. I reversed into a trailer & really smashed it up but there wasn't even a mark on my car.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video...p;vxBitrate=300
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A further five employees have left Modern Warfare developer Infinity Ward, according to Kotaku.
The latest losses include senior designers Mohammad Alavi, Chad Grenier and Brent McLeod, as well as programmer Chris Lambert and designer Jason McCord.
Infinity Ward has reportedly lost 17 members of staff since founders Jason West and Vince Zampella were fired earlier in the year.
Seven of those departees now work for Zampella and West's new studio Respawn, although it is not yet clear if the latest five will join them.
Activision's social media manager Dan Amrich recently speculated that more people would follow, saying: "That's not over yet. More people will probably go too, looking for new situations."
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If they made one with a vibrating seat I might be interested.
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Try this link, it's the one I use. You can watch 72 minutes & then you have to wait 54 minutes till you can watch more.
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Here's the link to the thread you're on about.
http://www.legionofspartans.com/forums/ind...?showtopic=5748
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Happy Birthday Rizzla
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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c**t!'
Why are women like clouds?
Eventually they fuck off and its a really nice day.
Zebu, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious....
2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!'
'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My wife's an epileptic'
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Happy Birthday Halli.
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Fred and Larry got married in California.
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...... I gave him my airplane glue.'
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday E.
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I've been using this one for the latest seasons of Supernatural & True blood.
It does have restrictions though. You get 72 minutes viewing then 12 minutes wait before you get the next 72 minutes.
I'll definitely give this one a go though.
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Happy Birthday Medic.
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An norfolk senior citizen drove his brand new Hyundai Getz out of the
Car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph,
Enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal
To the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car
Behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.'I can get away from
Him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph,
Then120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing?
I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road
And waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the car,
Looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10
Minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
Give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
You go.'
The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years ago,
My wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'
'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman
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As I watched another woman slip 2 fingers inside my wifes fanny, I just couldn't help myself, so dropped my pants and started to masturbate like crazy.
The midwife had no sense of humour and called the police.
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Happy Birthday Hoot.
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FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT
in Humor - Spartan Jokes
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FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH
Some have heard the news that India has entered into the race for the moon.
This is the picture of their first returned
Indian astronaut.
Just landed.
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