Steel~Sparta~ Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 ....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. ....the trees are whistling for the dogs. ....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ....hot water comes from both taps. ....you can make sun tea instantly. ....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. ....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly. ....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car. ....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window ....you actually burn your hand opening the car door ....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M. ....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cooked to death?" ....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage. ....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter ....the cows are giving evaporated milk. ....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. .....jack rabbits are carrying canteens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 LMAO! I miss Texas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halli~SPARTA~ Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 God Bless Texas... I take Tennessee as we have been in the 90's but Texas has Roasted this year staying in the 100's on a good note Tennessee farmers have been sending hay all year to Texas and the local guys call it below average but the Texans call it premium. Ya'll come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunthar~SPARTA~ Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 LMAO! I miss Texas.... LIES!!!!!!! No one misses Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cylawyer~SPARTA~ Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I miss Oklahoma, but got a taste of it at the 4th of July this year. As a byproduct of that trip I got to go to Amarillo, TX. So I have experienced both this year in the midst of that heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalXen~SPARTA~ Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 LIES!!!!!!! No one misses Texas HEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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