EMT~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Soneomone in my apartment complex keeps leaving trash and bags of dog shit literally on my door step... I come home today with a little green bag of shit pushed up against my door. I come on here to ask your opinion of what i should do. I have no idea who it is and ive called 3 times to complain to the people who own the place. Im expecting a call back from the head manager to "see if we can resolve this problem". Any suggestions spartans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal_Papercut~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 The only thing that comes to mind is to post a note on your door stating that you prosecute the perpetrator to the fullest extent of the law. Do you have any neighbors you can think of that you might have offended in some way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I would surveillance your own doorstep. Find out who is doing it and catch them on camera. If you can get their face, all the better. This way, when you go to the police, you have evidence and not hearsay. This is harassment at its simplest form. Your complex may have some type of fine for doing stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I have a relevant story: So about 3 months ago this fat guy across the breezeway from me decided to take it upon himself to find who was letting their dog shit right at the bottom of the stairs in the grass. Now i must tell you, these little brown pebbles were very obviously from a small toy dog. I myself own a 110 pound Canaan/Pyrenees mix. Some days he puts me to shame with his BM's. Somehow, this genius neighbor decided that of course, I am the culprit. His way of imposing justice was to attach signs to my door with pictures of a dog shitting labeling me as "careless." Which was fine, i tend not to give a shit. That was until he yelled at my wife in the parking lot one night she was coming home from work. Tisk tisk sir you just crossed the line. I tried reporting him, talking to management, blah, blah, blah. Nothing worked. So, this whole time i had been tearing the signs down only to have them magically reappear the next morning. So my fix? I sat and waited early one morning (I knew he left for work around 5Am). Every 5 minutes or so I would check the peephole. Sure enough at around 4:50 big guy waddles his way over to my door and is just about to pin up the sign when i quickly open the door with my dog by his collar in one hand. The look on his face was at the very least effin priceless. If you can just imagine a hefty gentlemen with a sign in one hand and a piece of tape in the other at your door with the hand in cookie jar look. Oh man. So after a nice short conversation with me explaining how large my dogs shits are, he said he was very sorry and that was that. Of course I could have screamed and yelled. but hey, how many chances to you get to tell your neighbor about how gigantic your dog's shits are? Good Luck EMT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cylawyer~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 lol! @ Yankee's story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoScream~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Soneomone in my apartment complex keeps leaving trash and bags of dog shit literally on my door step... <_ i come home today with a little green bag of shit pushed up against my door. on here to ask your opinion what should do. have no idea who it is and ive called times complain the people own place. im expecting call back from head manager if we can resolve this problem any suggestions spartans src="%7B___base_url___%7D/uploads/emoticons/default_ranting2.gif" alt=":ranting2:"> Mount a little spy camera.... http://www.spycameracctv.com/spy/wireless-cameras/mini-hidden-spy-cams/ http://www.spycameracctv.com/spycamera/lcd-hidden-pinhole-camera-wireless-cctv-spycam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOVc1aqogsg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANiC Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 when you find out who it is , shit in a bag and put it on their door step, knock on their door, set the bag on fire, and watch as they answer the door and start stamping out the fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunthar~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Land mines. That is the only solution. Possibly a claymore with an infrared switch hidden in a plant on your doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal_Papercut~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Land mines. That is the only solution. Possibly a claymore with an infrared switch hidden in a plant on your doorstep. Best solution by far. No, best PERMANENT solution by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 (edited) LOL! Take a small toilet paper tube, wrap it in duckt tape sealing off one end, take A thimble size of fffg black powder insert a esties rocket motor ingnitor into it wrap that up into a ball with duckt tape makeing sure to keep the wires seperate. Dipp it into molten candle wax and let to harden, Then after 2 coates of wax place it into the tube to the bottom of the sealed end. Then after saveing up 3 or 4 days of dog crap, wet the dog crap then pour it into the tube, then put one layer of tape over the open end. Mount it so it points at the front of the door out side of coarse descised in a old milk container or something not obvious. Then put a pressure swich under your door matt hooked up to a flashlight battery, when the perp steps on it POW! and it blows the wet dog crap all over him or her. LOL! Its a small charge no more powerfull then a fire cracker, but will propell the wet dog crap all over them. Like a dog crap claymore LOL! Or hook it up to a string of firecrackers with a tripp line. Or maybe suspend a balloon over the door that will drop on them. Edited February 24, 2011 by Athlon64~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 LOL! Take a small toilet paper tube, wrap it in duckt tape sealing off one end, take A thimble size of fffg black powder insert a esties rocket motor ingnitor into it wrap that up into a ball with duckt tape makeing sure to keep the wires seperate. Dipp it into molten candle wax and let to harden, Then after 2 coates of wax place it into the tube to the bottom of the sealed end. Then after saveing up 3 or 4 days of dog crap, wet the dog crap then pour it into the tube, then put one layer of tape over the open end. Mount it so it points at the front of the door out side of coarse descised in a old milk container or something not obvious. Then put a pressure swich under your door matt hooked up to a flashlight battery, when the perp steps on it POW! and it blows the wet dog crap all over him or her. LOL! Its a small charge no more powerfull then a fire cracker, but will propell the wet dog crap all over them. Like a dog crap claymore LOL! Or hook it up to a string of firecrackers with a tripp line. Or maybe suspend a balloon over the door that will drop on them. Then explain to your SO, mom, dad, postman, local homeland security agent guy why they are covered in poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Well you have to set it up before the time they place the little bag out side of coarse, and remember to deactivate it as well. Time frame is criticle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I thought that underwear bomber guy got arrested last Christmas. EMT you better watch out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GySgt~SPARTA~ Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 LOL! Take a small toilet paper tube, wrap it in duckt tape sealing off one end, take A thimble size of fffg black powder insert a esties rocket motor ingnitor into it wrap that up into a ball with duckt tape makeing sure to keep the wires seperate. Dipp it into molten candle wax and let to harden, Then after 2 coates of wax place it into the tube to the bottom of the sealed end. Then after saveing up 3 or 4 days of dog crap, wet the dog crap then pour it into the tube, then put one layer of tape over the open end. Mount it so it points at the front of the door out side of coarse descised in a old milk container or something not obvious. Then put a pressure swich under your door matt hooked up to a flashlight battery, when the perp steps on it POW! and it blows the wet dog crap all over him or her. LOL! Its a small charge no more powerfull then a fire cracker, but will propell the wet dog crap all over them. Like a dog crap claymore LOL! Or hook it up to a string of firecrackers with a tripp line. Or maybe suspend a balloon over the door that will drop on them. oh i love this one.. and please dont forget to have that camera running so you can post it on the forums LOL!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 LOL! Take a small toilet paper tube, wrap it in duckt tape sealing off one end, take A thimble size of fffg black powder insert a esties rocket motor ingnitor into it wrap that up into a ball with duckt tape makeing sure to keep the wires seperate. Dipp it into molten candle wax and let to harden, Then after 2 coates of wax place it into the tube to the bottom of the sealed end. Then after saveing up 3 or 4 days of dog crap, wet the dog crap then pour it into the tube, then put one layer of tape over the open end. Mount it so it points at the front of the door out side of coarse descised in a old milk container or something not obvious. Then put a pressure swich under your door matt hooked up to a flashlight battery, when the perp steps on it POW! and it blows the wet dog crap all over him or her. LOL! Its a small charge no more powerfull then a fire cracker, but will propell the wet dog crap all over them. Like a dog crap claymore LOL! Or hook it up to a string of firecrackers with a tripp line. Or maybe suspend a balloon over the door that will drop on them. This is a TERRORble idea. DO NOT DO THIS. I hear the internet connection at Guantanamo Bay sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBE Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Land mines. That is the only solution. Possibly a claymore with an infrared switch hidden in a plant on your doorstep. hahahha aah man thx for the laugh aah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunthar~SPARTA~ Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 If you want them to live then just use this. http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5955695.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) Sorry about that EMT. After the music boxes I thought shit had to get real... But yeah I agree set up a spycam. Those things are cheap on ebay. Catch the culprit then rub the dog shit all over their door handle to their house, car, ect. Unrelated, Athlon you work on Spartans? We have a Spartan Crimson Heavy Rescue at our house. Edited February 27, 2011 by Gonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) Yes i do work on Spartans, E-ones, Pierce, Oskosh, Suffen, Saulsbury, American LaFrance, Front line, Medtech, Boarman, Mack, Firghtliner, International, Factory trained on Detroit DDeC 1,2,3,4 Allison World transmission 1,2,3 Frightliner E-One Titan3, Aerial maintence electronic level systems Pierce-Contender-Dash-Arrow-Quantem-Saber Oskosh T series-Old T series-New T series-Striker 1500-4500 Waterous Cu,CSU, Cmu, CS, Hale Qsmd, qld, qm Detroit fire commander Class 1 pressure goveners. Rockwell Q series Bendex air brake systems, new ceramic quick change Snell Snozzle Snorkle Akron Elkhart Hale CAFS Fecon turrets, ATP foam eductiors. Leese nevlle Altenatiors, cranking, charging, electrical demand systems. Delco Mt series, electical, starters altenatiors. GM- HEI-CCC-EFI-ADEFI-4x4 Gereral motors Air conditioning. Vairabile displacment xp, cot, ccot. Ford obd2 Dodge obd2 Allison Rockwell ASE master heavy truck EVT fire appratus level 1, level 2 EVT Aircraft fire fighting rescue level 1,2,3 Master Got a question? Edited February 27, 2011 by Athlon64~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter~SPARTA~ Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Can you cook? J/k mate, thats very impressive list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Yes And good at that to. I forgot some to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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