andrewman~SPARTA~ Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. 6. They think Daisy Duke is a slut. The Pentagon hopes the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 You can have your jihad, you ain't never been yehawed! There will be thousands of volunteers just so they can go over and try their new bubba-guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halli~SPARTA~ Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 What..... they said What about Miss Daisy?????? Here hold my beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pringle~SPARTA~ Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 The Pentagon hopes the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday What..... they said What about Miss Daisy?????? Here hold my beer! Friday?! Oil will be free by lunch tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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