MUTILATER Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 (edited) Twas a time before christmas and "Breeze" was pissed ! He cussed out all the admins, and had a big hissy fit. Miserable old adults and ungrateful little jerks, I have a good mind to scrap the whole fucking works. I've pretended to bust my arse for damn near two years, Instead of "Thanks Breeze" what the hell do i hear ?. The admins all bitch because I'm dictating at them every night, I'm never around to sort out all there little petty fights. I'm looking to find ways to make heaps of money, Even computer upgrades cost more than my momey, Harder to keep covered from one member or another, So i feed them more fodder to not blow my cover. Shhhh Secret Squirrel... Finally this paypal has answered all my prayers, I create a donation button and in comes my money. From this moment on i can laugh all i want, Hehe As people i don't know send Breeze lots of money. Then just as i thought that thing's could get better, Making membership payments sound oh so much better. Then those assholes at taxation send me a nasty letter, They say i owe taxes which is just to bloody funny, Who in the hell ever sent Breeze any money ?. The members these days are becoming mean little shits, Demanding I come clean with the profits they all miss. So to stop all the rumors we will ban more than a few, While showing the others there is not realy not a coup. Now we can start all over again, This will be right !, I'll Keep every member in the dark from this night. Then all of a sudden the donations start to dwindle, I guess it's time now to make off with the swindle. As i lay low and prepare to dispose of all the loot, Those bastards at Sparta start there damn cohoots. After a week of this mess I'm even more distressed, The players have now formed the Elite union mess. I'm quitting this job there is no more enjoyment !. I'm not able to squander all the profits any longer. So i will pull the plug and cover up the shambles, While i slide on down south and fraud unemployment. So now you all know the events that transpired, And why your payments and I'm missing from hire. There's no christmas this year, you all see the reason, I'll have to find a place to hide for the whole god damn season. However my new laptop will keep me amused, When I read the BDA news. Edit - My sad spelling and to fix paragraph errors. Edited November 5, 2007 by MUTILATER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 LMFAO Mut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sopris_EBDA Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 that is a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e_money~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 only you Mut has time to issue something like that, too funny Secret squirrel.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krambo Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 how much time do u have Mut? nice 1 though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Jeez. I thought I had heard it all... but not until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usthomsen~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 You are the fucking MAN dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e_money~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Shat up, I killlll you. little squirrel (Achmed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halli~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTILATER Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 This pic above ..... Breeze being anal probed by the IRS .... Stimulating no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShooterMcGee*EBDA* Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 That is too f'ing priceless! Now with all your spare time you can paint my kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiltor2 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 dang Mutilator you are a true poet!!!!! I could not have sat down and come up with all of that for sure!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 You da man Mutilator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e_money~SPARTA~ Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Hey diddle diddle, the "Squirrel" and the fiddle, The Admins jumped over the moon, The little Spartan roared to see such fraud, And the Breeze ran away with the spoon. Breeze be nimble, Breeze be quick, Breeze jump off the gaming schtick. Breeze jumped high, Breeze jumped low, Breeze jumped over and burned us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTILATER Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 " Breezey The Bandito " .... Needs to be sung to some nice mexican tune ... Ye Har ! Don't forget to use your meh-ico accenta's too. Chorus You ask me if I know Breezey the sleezy I used to know Breezey well and you know Breezey is the lowest swindeling asshole sleezy Bandito in all Meh-ico Many men lost from the hands of that arsehole His eyes they can con you like the ex wife You ask me if I know Breezey the sleezy bandito Breezey is no good friend of mine Verse Why only just yesterday, riding my burro Through the hills just off to the east Breezey he appeared like it seemed out of friken nowhere Pointing two big pistolas at me He say: "Get off the donkey and empty your pockets Better you do like I said Or I pull on the trigger of my two big pistolas Blow fucking great hole in your head" So I empty my pockets, he say: "Not enough I thin' Breezey just have some fun You, get around the back and you lift up the tail And you kiss on the donkey's fat bum" So I do and I kiss and the donkey she shit In a filthy big heap on the ground He wave the pistolas he laugh and say: "Eat!" So I start eating the donkey shit down Chorus You ask me if I know Breezey the sleezy I used to know Breezey well and you know Breezey is the weakest and shameful and smallest Son-of-bitch in all Meh-ico So many got rourted from the hands of that arsehole His eyes they can blind your whole life You ask me if I know Breezey the sleezy bandito Living in O'l Meh-ico Verse But it's not me just frightened, my donkey is also This I can tell for a fact I thin' he remember one time once before When I lift up his tail just like that So he started kick me and he kick Breezey And Breezey dropped the pistolas down So I picked 'em up and I point 'em at him I say: "Hey, Breezey is your bloody turn now!" Hey hey ! You get around the back and you lift up his tail And come on Breezey you kiss his arse And you eat some shit ....see I leave some for you Hey, Breezey, you thin' you so fucking smart now Still you ask me if I know Breezy the sleezey Well, amigo, what more can I say? Would you believe that me and that sleezey We had lunch together just yesterday! Chorus Yet you ask me if I know Breezey the sleezey I know Breezey well now i think you know Breezey is the fastest donkey shit eating Motherfucker in all Meh-ico So many men lie'd to from the mouth of Breezey you all know His eyes now they can cut butter like the knife Still you ask me if I know Breezey the sleezey Breezey is no good friend of mine But you keep asking if I know Breezey the bandito We had lunch together just yesterday Watching him gobble that shit was the way To teach him a lesson he wont forget fast from this day Hey...ey...ey...ey Ending Come on Breezey there's still more here for you come over this way Eat up and be happy this is all you get to eat from this bloody day The gringo he say if you don't eat you don't shit He say: " And if i don't eat shit i die right" Your so right Breezey enjoy it while you can As he spits it out on the ground So whats wrong with it now ... He say:This bit has sand on it .... Well you better get used to it right now !! Hey hey hey ! (Decided to use a KBW tune and hash a few word about for effect ... Yes I'm a bastard Ol'e) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeke Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 HEHEHE There's no hope for you bad asses lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_sniper_EBDA Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 OMFG That is some funny crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blotoid_EBDA Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 ROTFLMAO... Karma... In this life sooner or later what goes around does come around. When it's his turn it's gonna be messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=WBG=Beowvlf Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 LMAO...great lyrics now all ya need is some music to go with it lol....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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