cop joke

[andrewman~SPARTA~]

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

 

 

 

when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

 

 

 

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

 

 

 

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

 

 

 

The cop looked the bike over and handed

 

the girl a L5 ticket for a safety violation.

 

 

 

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put

 

a reflector light on the back of it!'

 

 

 

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,

 

'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

 

 

 

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,

 

'Yes, he sure did!'

 

 

 

The little girl looked up at the cop and said,

 

'Next year tell Santa;

 

The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!

 

 

[MedicSN6]

True story.

 

And a repost.

 

Funny nonetheless.

[MedicSN6]

Ten Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation

 

 

10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6. He talk to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".

5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.

1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!