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HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

 

There is a dangerous virus being transmitted electronically, orally, and

by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone

else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will completely wipe out

your personal life.

 

If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these simple

instructions:

 

1. Put your jacket on.

 

2. Take two good friends with you to the nearest liquor store.

 

3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract

(WINE ) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

 

4. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely

eliminated from your system.

 

You should forward this warning to a minimum of 5 friends. If you do not

have 5 friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling

your life. In this case, simply follow steps 1 - 4 on your own...

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