Zeno~SPARTA~ Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 There are two soldiers who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts. "Woohoo!" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right!" says the second. So he goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying soldier. "What on earth happened?" With his dying breath the other calls out "Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree . . . ..... .... Its a ham bush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 HAHA LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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