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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the

Difference between potentially and realistically?"

 

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she

Would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if

She would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask your

Brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and

Tell me what you learn from that."

 

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

For a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could

Really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great

University!"

 

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

For a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I

Would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

 

The boy then went to his brother! And asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know

How much a million bucks would buy?"

 

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

 

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially

And realistically?"

 

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three

Million dollars.............. But realistically,...... We're living with two

Sluts and a queer"

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