DaCapt Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Texan? Here is a little test that will help you decide. What do you do? ......................................................... You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner , locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. Democrat's Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ................................................................................ ............................. Republican's Answer: BANG! ................................................................................ .......................... Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!' ,l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 My name is +Medic+ and I approve of this message. Paid for by the Texan Authority for the 2nd Amendment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenADunn~SPARTA~ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 That was funny, but the texan must have an extended mag, it only holds 7 rounds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 (edited) I have a 1911A1 from Rock Island that holds 8 rounds. Most full framed 1911s are 8 round, including Kimbers. Edited May 12, 2009 by Medic~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 (edited) Sorry i wasen't there to shoot him! Edited May 11, 2009 by Athlon64~SPARTA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno~SPARTA~ Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I remember the front page of a satyrical rag (punch or something) about the SAS being questioned over the killing of alleged terrorists in Gibraltar. The lawyers asks the soldier "why did you shoot this person 13 times" The answer "I ran out of bullets" For some reason I have always found this funny, so I must be a texan or a republican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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