Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest floy Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e_money~SPARTA~ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e_money~SPARTA~ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=...;videoChannel=4 what next, alligators. Floyd is this how Kiwi protects her computer now.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 lol kiwi. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Direwolf5~SPARTA~ Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) Actually there is a jewelry store in New Orleans that uses rattlers, cotton mouths and other poisonous snakes in the display cases along with scorpions and spiders. Plus at night they release four or five gators to patrol the store's isles. They had an idiot who cut a whole in the roof one night to rob the place, they found him in the morning surrounded by gators, standing on a display cabinet, screaming for help. Edited September 20, 2007 by Direwolf5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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