Gomer~SPARTA~ Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 A Woman's Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice andcroissants;open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work onsuch a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with complimentsreceived from other diners/dancers 10:00 Hot shower-alone 10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms A Man's Perfect Day 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot 7 :30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nudewho also bend over a lot 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson 6:45 Shit, shower and shave 7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy filletsteak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 Night-cap blow job 11:45 In bed alone 11:50 A 22-second fart; which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicSN6 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 We should get this because the woman gets to sleep in till 8:15. While we have to get up at 6 am. This makes for a long day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka-Durka~SPARTA~ Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHahahaha.....ok, I was gonna comment on some of those, but the 11:50 and 11:51 had me rolling. Replace "dog" with "wife" and you got me there. lmao i'm still laughing. going to bed now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Where do I sign up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 oh joy of joys we are soo shallow but I just don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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