Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:..... cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelery Clinton:. Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica...ooh,let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:. Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlon64~SPARTA~ Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Best one yet KIWI HA HA HA HA HA H AHA ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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