Kiwi~SPARTA~ Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne Australia . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." At which point the Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read 'Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he realized it, he went under the bridge and the lorry got stuck under it. Cars were backed up for miles. Finally,a police car arrives. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" The lorry driver replied, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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