Zathrus~SPARTA~ Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hello all, How would you score this student? If I was grading wit... I would give him 100% His teacher however gave him a 0% which proves sometimes a great wit does not help the bottom line Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battleQ2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* at the bottom of the pageQ3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquidQ4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriageQ5. What is the main reason for failure?* examsQ6. What can you never eat for breakfast?* Lunch & dinnerQ7. What looks like half an apple?* The other halfQ8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?* It will simply become wetQ9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?* No problem, he sleeps at night.Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?* Very large handsQ12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?* No time at all, the wall is already built.Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custard~SPARTA~ Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I'd give him a job Too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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