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About Gomer~SPARTA~

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    To Glory and Beyond
  • Birthday 10/24/1959

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  1. Hey Halli sorry I havent been around in quite sometime. I've been doing alot of business out of country so it is tough to game much. What games are you guyz currently playing anyway????
  2. If any of you guyz feel like visiting the great state of Minnesota and like to ride bikes check out this link. Its a great time for a great cause. http://www.thepatriotride.org/downloads.html
  3. After carefully studing the large, round and perky..............................................................eyes of the young subject next to the snowman. I move on to the man of snow in question. I appears to me that the snow fellow is wareing a pair of white boxers and something beneath seems to be straining skyware. Or so it appears to me. Of course I could be suffering from a case of transference from myself to Mr. Snow.
  4. If you luv a good tire squealing burnout you will love this. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExFATLlc9sE
  5. Soon after this pic was taken a blonde female police officer arrived. "May I see your license" the officer asked the blonde driver. "Whats a license look like?" the blonde driver asks?? "It small and square and has your picture on it." the blonde cop replys. So the blonde driver looks in her purse and finds a small mirror looks in it and sees herself so she hands it to the cop. The blonde cop takes the mirror and looks at it and says....................................." I didn't know you were a cop to, your free to go."
  6. Gomer~SPARTA~


    Im using some 4++++++ triple D's myself
  7. A Woman's Perfect Day 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice andcroissants;open presents-expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work onsuch a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with complimentsreceived from other diners/dancers 10:00 Hot shower-alone 10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms A Man's Perfect Day 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot 7 :30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nudewho also bend over a lot 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson 6:45 Shit, shower and shave 7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy filletsteak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 Night-cap blow job 11:45 In bed alone 11:50 A 22-second fart; which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
  8. Kiwi what sporting event was this. I WANT SEASON TICKETS!!!!!! FRONT ROW Ya gotta love it. I could get my sports and porn at the same time.
  9. Damn I should have joined band....I should have joined band...I should have joined band. ;) Ive decided to have my own cheerleaders. i did this from my lap top so couldnt photo shop the pic...sry
  10. ThePotatoheads.wmvThe potato heads. Struck me as funny but im alittle twisted.
  11. 22....... my god ur a baby yet. May you have many more b-days in your future mate. Have a great day and don't down to many pints.
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