CSATerrorist

meow look here, no one gets in to see the great wizard Oz, not no way, not no how....

i just cant download it, i guess i am just too loyal to IE

Most of you may know that Eli Whitney invented the Cotton Gin which removed seeds from cotton quickly and more efficiently than by hand. But did you know that he also invented the concept for replaceable parts in weapons just prior the the War Between the States? When he brought it before the War Board they thought he was a genius.

i need him for my DJ business to keep drunks away from the equipment

i work nights so usually i just sleep in til like 2 in the afternoon and wake up, get online, get angry cuz you guys are all on GRID, try to play COD4 anyway, and then wonder if i should buy GRID

ha ford truck doesnt move FTW!!!

Hello Spartans, it has been a while and i thought some of you, especially the ones across the pond would fancy to here i have returned from London and am looking forward to being back in game with you guys, which may not be til next week due to a busy schedule. Cheers!

what is this saint georges day that you folks from across the pond are going on about?

hop eoyu have many more to come

well you did scare the shit out of him bill

dont know what you guys are talking about she is hot!!! i have never seen a more beautiful woman

word krambo, personally i would just get a bigger one to put on the wall across from the bed, like i have now

this is one of my pa's fav. jokes

its a planet....

Heston's granddaughter? dammit! now all my chances of super ultra conservativism are gone... well i guess i will have to settle with one of the bush girls

ok i am a little overdue but here is my little review on a rather awesome/dissapointing multiplayer game...WARNING!! my own bias might show up, please disregard. so i load the game and everything runs great and i have a moderate system, running a 32 bit dual core at 2.8 with dual overclocked 8600 GTs. So for most if not all of you guys this wont be a problem. Anyway the internet was down cause the didgital cable retards were working on it. So now you have to suffer through a singleplayer review first.. Singleplayer: Yeah so in short this was the amazingly fun part. The graphics on the game are great, we arent talking the next crysis here but it is an upgrade from COD4 and GRAW. The Campaign follows a reporter and blah blah blah you can look up the storyline later. Anyway every level has the player, with squad and sometimes without, capturing points. Its like a domination game like BF2 and similar ones except for the fact you have to take them over in a specific order. In the singleplayer its fine but in mulitplayer...well...i will get to that in a minute. The game progresses smoothly though and it will have you feeling like you are playing COD4 in the respect that unless you advance the enemies just keep coming and coming (unlike my ex-girlfriend) You have a limited number of spawns to use in capturing each point but you have a wide range of weapons to choose from. You can find rocket launchers and stuff around the map to help out against armor and stuff but you can only hold so many items. An interesting spin on the game is that like BF2 you can control vehicles and stuff but there is the addidtion of drones. they are remote control robots that actually make some parts easier. There are ones like a little helicopter with rockets that also self destructs and can kill any nearby enemies and little ones with miniguns on them that really mess the enemies up so bad that their momma says ouch. Other than the fact that you feel as if you are playing BF2 and you really arent, the single player will give you aprrox. 8 hrs of fun and might actually get you interested in the storyline you were already have to supposed to read about. Multiplayer- I said it a million times but BF2, BF2, BF2. If you ever played it you will know what i mean. There is only one type of gameplay, capture the points, except you can only capture two at a time....wow the suck starts to begin...(but after thought it does help concentrate the fighting and people arent wandering the big levels looking for someone to shoot) Anyway, you open your little multiplayer menu, ok that was easy, type in your name, (oh thats me Terrorist) oh that was easy too!, ok that is where the easy ends. You enter the lobby, well it hard to read because the damn thing refreshes every like 5 seconds, no joke by the way this is serious time, and its hard to choose a game, so when you finally get in one you are starting to get angry. Now you are in your game and it automatically puts you on the team you need to be on to keep it equal. ok now choose your weapon options. wow five options....that sucks...ok assualt sounds good, nade launcher is stock and weapons arent customizable. Now you get to choose your special ability, similar to the perk system in COD4. you can choose to control airstrikes or remote drones or other bullshit that really isnt that cool or useful. ok i choose airstrike, choose my spawn point. alright im in the game running across the map. huff huff, where is everybody? oh wait there is a guy, he is running, scope in and shoot at him, you hit him (barely though the guns are hella inaccurate) but he doesnt die he runs off and hides. well that sucks lets follow him. You blow up.....um ok well respawn....ok running back across the map..huff huff..see anybody? nope...oh guess what? you blew up again out of nowhere. At this point its has happened like 684654654 times and it is really getting old. but then after playing and finally being able to kill people after a while you realize whats happening...people are shooting you with grenade launchers at long range and dropping airstrikes on you. you try it, they dodge it and shoot you like once and you are dead and the whole time the game is going on in the upper left corner is this tiny itsy bitsy little print coming up telling you who is killing who and you cant read a damn word of it. and while you are trying to dechiper it with your orphan annie secret decoder (A Christmas story refernce, Drink more ovaltine! but i digress...) you blow up again. At this point, you, or me in my case, throw your cordless keyboard across the room and drive at high speeds around your neighborhood aiming the front of your truck at the very young, elderly, and disabled. Well the driving part didnt happen but i was pissed and i had to wait a whole day to get back on. SO lets talk about the vehicles....Tanks-easy to drive....drones-easy to pilot...heliucopters-good jesus h. christ....i think i would rather mix concrete while signing complicated insurance forms (yes i stole that from monty python). The helicopters are incredibly hard to pilot and landing is scientifically proven to be impossible. so here is what happen. some brave guy jumps in the pilot seat and like 5 other guys get in including you. the guy somehow gets off the ground and flies in a zig zag line both side to side and up and down. once you are over the target the pilot jumps out of the helicopter and activates his parachute (yeah you get to use one for long falls) So you and 5 other guys look at each other in theis helicopter and decide leaving might be a good idea so you all leave too. while floating to the ground you see the helicopter crash in a fiery ball. you finally land on the ground, you get out your gun and guess what happens? come on jsut guess. yep you guessed right. You blow up. OK so in review of my review i see im actually more ranting then anything else so yeah. too bad. if you enjoyed this review/rant though and found it a little helpful please let me know so i can maybe do another in the future. But if you hated it and think it was all bullshit please also let me know so i can go outside without the fear of blowing up.

oh and athlon it will initially be dx9 but kaos studios is discussing a later upgrade to dx10, i dont know how that will work but thats the news on the street

this is a bump I will recieve the game this weekend and those wanting can expect the review in the following week, thanks

but i just got my dual overclocked 8600 gt's! great time to sell another kidney

Hey Y'all. Just pre-ordered Frontlines, its a FPS put out by THQ and developed by Kaos Studios. It comes out on the 25 of Feb. so i will let yall know how it goes and if its worth buying or not...but i think it will be. Here is the link to know more about the game... Frontlines Site

the wireless microsoft keyboards are tricky, you might just have to get used to it or return it and try another.

the night the waiter didnt mind not getting tipped

i have watched end war for awhile and was disappointed to see that it was for console only. but now that i see it is available i am more than excited. i can guarantee you guys right now that i will be one to pre-order the game when it becomes available, i wil also get R6 as well

i actually dated a chick once who had a lisp but she was on fire she was so hot.

Im not a father like some of you but i was let play whatever i want when i was young, my parents were staunch republicans but they were social liberals as well, they knew that one of the only true educations for children was not to say dont do it, but do the right thing when you do it, Dont teach abstinence but teach how to have safe sex, dont tell kids dont drink, just dont drink and drive and be stupid (which is hard sometimes when you are completely shit-faced but sometimes it comes through). I usually am a fan of FOX News when it comes to politics but when members of my republican party spurt outdated material from their pieholes it makes us look like we are afraid to move forward. And like Athlon mentioned, people like that fat unpatriotic bastard Michael Moore, who market off the fears that little johnny wont be perfect due to video games and certain books or magazines, These people can suck my left one. Too many people these days are too self-righteous and their selfish philosophies are generating a narcissistic generation of kids who believe they can do no wrong and when they do get in trouble at school for breaking a window or punching somebody (or something else completely ridiculous) that the punishment is administered on them just beacuase the administrator doesn't like them on a personal level. This is why i have decided to get a Phd and teach on the college level so when billy thinks i gave him a bad grade cuz i didnt like him i can tell him it was because he stayed up all night and partied and didnt study and on top of that the only reason he got into college was on a football scholarship cuz he was too dumb to get one academicaly (sp?) and this is what happens in the real world. If i did high school or any grade below would have to listen to his mommy call me and tell me how horrible i am for picking on her son because of some unnamed personal issue while i held back from telling her that her son really is a blooming idiot and that it is her fault beacuse all she did was coddle him and show him the world through rose colored glasses. god damn people. its 1:00 in the morning on a Thursday and im pissed oh and the people on the fox video, way to go passing judgement when you havent even played the game jackasses